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Anytime someone is holding groceries on TV they always have one paper bag in each arm with at least one loaf of French bread and one stalk of celery sticking out. In real life I have 13 plastic bags in each hand, 5 of which contain only frozen pizzas. PLUS... while on the TV topic... Why are the throw-in items for infomercials so random? "When you buy this Tupperware set we'll also throw in 5 lbs of flounder at no charge to you! Call in the next 5 minutes and you'll also receive this dog toy and a prosthetic leg absolutely free!" TV is stupid. I'm going to pop in a movie now. Yeah. YEAH!